PRO WRESTLING NOVA
EPISODE 1x05

[Sarah Michelle Gellar, Larisa Oleynik and Brittany Snow are waiting around in the parking lot.]

Gellar: Are you sure about this?

Snow: Yes.

Gellar: You're sure about this?

Snow: I said yes! They are supposed to be here tonight!

Oleynik: You know what? This is bull. What are we doing out here anyway? Who cares about the PTB and if they show up or not?

Gellar: I do. I'm not going to be bossed around like this! I was screwed out of the title tournament because they are freakin' afraid of me! And now this!

[Brittany and Larisa watch as Gellar storms off.]

Oleynik: What'd she mean by that?

Snow: What? Didn't you hear? They're making her tag up with Hewitt again.

Oleynik: She just needs to get over it.

Snow: Yeah, and just how is this whole Alexis Bledel thing going?

Oleynik: Just shut up!

[Larisa leaves Brittany to wait in the parking lot alone. Brittany takes a seat against a pillar.]

Snow: This is going to be a long night.

[Cut to the ring with the introductions to the first match.]

MATCH #1: TAG MATCH
Christine Taylor and Kaley Cuoco vs. Eliza Dushku and Hayley Williams

[End of match:]

Eliza Dushku hits Kaley Cuoco with a Russian legsweep.
Hayley Williams executes a moonsault bodyblock on Kaley Cuoco.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, kickout.
Christine Taylor enters the ring and throws Eliza Dushku out of the ring.
Christine Taylor nails Hayley Williams with a clothesline.
Kaley Cuoco goes for an inside cradle, but Hayley Williams blocks it.
Hayley Williams and Eliza Dushku whip Kaley Cuoco into the ropes.
They hit Kaley Cuoco with a double clothesline.
Hayley Williams and Eliza Dushku hit Kaley Cuoco with a double forearm smash.
Hayley Williams and Eliza Dushku whip Kaley Cuoco into the ropes.
They hit Kaley Cuoco with a double fist to the midsection.
Christine Taylor leaves the ring.
Hayley Williams hits a dropkick to the knee on Kaley Cuoco.
Hayley Williams hits Kaley Cuoco.
Kaley Cuoco punches Hayley Williams.
Kaley Cuoco chops Hayley Williams.
Hayley Williams hits Kaley Cuoco.
Hayley Williams kicks Kaley Cuoco.
Hayley Williams takes Kaley Cuoco down with flying headscissors.
Hayley Williams throws Kaley Cuoco into the turnbuckle.
Hayley Williams charges into the corner, but Kaley Cuoco lifts her leg.
Kaley Cuoco executes a back elbow on Hayley Williams.
Kaley Cuoco goes for a spear, but Hayley Williams counters it with a kneelift.
Hayley Williams hits the Running Forearm Smash on Kaley Cuoco.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, kickout.
Hayley Williams nails Kaley Cuoco with a back elbow.
Hayley Williams covers Kaley Cuoco.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Hayley Williams executes a chop on Kaley Cuoco.
Hayley Williams hits Kaley Cuoco with a moonsault bodyblock.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, Christine Taylor makes the save.
Hayley Williams goes for a flying cross body press but Kaley Cuoco throws the referee in the way.
Alicia Keys is out cold.
Kaley Cuoco reaches into her tights.
Kaley Cuoco grabs a chain.
Kaley Cuoco wraps the chain around her fist.
Kirsten Storms comes running down to the ring.
Kaley Cuoco waits for Hayley Williams to get up.
Kirsten Storms takes Kaley Cuoco down with a forearm to the back of the head.
Kirsten Storms hits the LEGSWEEP FACESLAM on Kaley Cuoco.
Hayley Williams executes the SLICED BREAD #2 on Kaley Cuoco.
Hayley Williams goes for the pin.
There is no referee to make the count.
Kirsten Storms revives Alicia Keys.
Alicia Keys crawls over.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, three.

Hayley Williams and Eliza Dushku defeated
Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor
when H. Williams pinned Cuoco with the SLICED BREAD #2 in 0:11:01.

Bruce: What an injustice!

Tony: Kirsten Storms has had enough of the run-ins with Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor!

Bruce: Run-ins? You can't prove those two masked women were Christine and Kaley! For all you know it's Amanda Bynes and Tortellini under those masks!

Tony: Torresani?

Bruce: That's what I said: Tortellini.

Tony: And with that, welcome to NOVA. I'm Tony Schiavonne here with king of cuisine, Bruce Campbell. We've got a great show tonight. As you saw earlier on, the PTB is supposed to be here tonight, and we finally find out who runs this show.

Bruce: Don't count on it, Tony. My sources tell me The PTB will not show up and are in fact completely made up. That's right. There's no such thing or entity or person that is calling themselves the PTB. It's a phony trick made up to make Sarah Michelle Gellar look bad. In fact, how do we know you're not behind this, Tony? You look mighty suspicious to me!

Tony: No, it's not me. I have nothing to gain out of this.

Bruce: So all the girls in the back turned you down.

Tony: Would you stop!

Bruce: Can't say that I blame them.

Tony: Well, speaking of Sarah Gellar. It look like she's got her hands full again tonight. Let's go to Jules.

[Jennifer Love Hewitt is with Jules Asner in the interview area.]

Jules Asner: Jennifer Love Hewitt, the PTB has put you as a tag team partner with Sarah Michelle Gellar once again even after viciously attacked you last time.

Jennifer Love Hewitt: You need to get your facts straight, Jules. The PTB did not ask for this matchup. I did!

Tony: What?!

Hewitt: I asked for this because Sarah Michelle Gellar as a tendency to go around pissing people off, and quite frankly when it comes to me, you do NOT piss me off. I don't care if you're the Queen of England, I will...

[Sarah Michelle Gellar comes barging in.]

Gellar: What do you mean you...

[Hewitt doesn't wait, and immediately attacks Gellar. Hewitt and Gellar are brawling in the interview area. Jules quickly jumps out of the way. Hewitt leads Gellar down to the ring dragging her by the hair.]

MATCH #2: TAG MATCH
Alexis Bledel and Melissa Joan Hart vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sarah Michelle Gellar

Jennifer Love Hewitt throws Sarah Michelle Gellar into the ring.

Hewitt: There! Have fun!

Jennifer Love Hewitt walks back up the ramp.
Alexis Bledel and Melissa Joan Hart double team on Sarah Michelle Gellar.

[End of match:]

Alexis Bledel and Melissa Joan Hart whip Sarah Michelle Gellar into the ropes.
They hit Sarah Michelle Gellar with a double kick to the midsection.
Melissa Joan Hart hits a bodyslam on Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel uses a flying axhandle on Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel has the crowd going wild.
Melissa Joan Hart leaves the ring.
Alexis Bledel goes for an armbar submission, but Sarah Michelle Gellar
blocks it.
Sarah Michelle Gellar goes for a DDT, but Alexis Bledel blocks it.
Alexis Bledel uses a hair pull takedown on Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel punches Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel hits Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel takes Sarah Michelle Gellar down with a kneelift.
Alexis Bledel executes a forearm to the back on Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel nails Sarah Michelle Gellar with a forearm to the back.
Melissa Joan Hart enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Melissa Joan Hart nails Sarah Michelle Gellar with a bodyslam.
Alexis Bledel goes for a flying axhandle, but Sarah Michelle Gellar
counters it with a fist to the midsection.
Melissa Joan Hart leaves the ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar goes for a flapjack, but Alexis Bledel counters it with
a double-axhandle to the back.
Alexis Bledel uses a forearm smash on Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel hits the Rocker Dropper on Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Alexis Bledel covers Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, three.

Melissa Joan Hart and Alexis Bledel defeated Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sarah Michelle Gellar
when Bledel pinned Gellar after the Rocker Dropper in 0:02:54.

[Renee Olstead and Alessandra Torresani are talking in the locker room.]

Alessandra Torresani: I know! Right?

Renee Olstead: So then I... [Renee O'Connor enters the locker room which brings a smile to Olstead's face.] Oh! Hey, Renee!

Renee O'Connor: Yeah. (to Torresani) Listen. You mind giving us a moment alone?

Torresani: Sure.

[Torresani steps outside.]

Olstead: What's up?

O'Connor: I've been giving a lot of thought about what you asked me.

Olstead: Great! So what do you say?

O'Connor: No, that's the point. The fact is I'm thinking about it, and I don't need to be. It's becoming a distraction. So I'm going to give you an answer right now, and the answer is NO!

Olstead: Don't worry about giving me an answer right now.

O'Connor: I just did. Didn't you hear me?

Olstead: Yeah, you said no but your heart hasn't decided yet.

O'Connor: You don't get it. Do you?

Olstead: Of course I get it. Like I said, we'll worry about it once one of us is wearing the world title. You never know, we may even wind up in the finals together.

O'Connor: But I...

Olstead: I've got match to win. Thanks for letting me know, and may the best woman win, right!

[Olstead pats O'Connor on the arm and heads out of the room. Torresani comes back in.]

O'Connor: What do you want?

Torresani: I want you to get out of here, and leave her alone. If you end up breaking her heart, I will personally hunt you down. You got it?

[Torresani and O'Connor stare each other down.]

O'Connor: Is that a threat?

Torresani: That's a promise!

O'Connor: How about this. How about you get out of my way?

[Torresani steps aside but neither woman breaks eye contact.]

Bruce: Whoa! What's that all about?

Tony: They still have a tournament match coming up but that looked a little more personal. Let's go over the current standings for the world championship tournament in Group A

GROUP A STANDINGS
Hayden Panettiere (2-0, 4 pts)
Renee Olstead (2-0, 4 pts)
Kirsten Storms (1-2, 2 pts)
Lacey Chabert (1-1, 2 pts)
Kristen Bell (0-3, 0 pts)